Which useless car are you? · Your result

You are… Citroën DS

The Overthinker

You don't solve problems, you re-engineer them from first principles, then add hydraulics. People call you complicated. You call it 'a system'. You're usually right, about fifteen years too early.

Your weirdest quirk

The brake isn't a pedal. It's a little rubber button on the floor that barely moves.

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Photo of a Citroën DS
Photo: 1956 Citroën DS 19 at the Louwman Museum. By Alf van Beem, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain. Cropped by Wrong Turn Garage; the homepage thumbnail is a stylized duotone version.