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Auction Watch

Every week we trawl the online auction sites for the cars that make the least sense, then list them here with a link, the current bid and when the hammer falls.

This week: November 2, 2026

This week's pile of auction nonsense spans five sites and three continents. Two of them finish today, so if you've always wanted a Geo Metro that can embarrass a Corvette, move fast.

  1. Cars & Bids Ended

    1996 Geo Metro Mid-Mounted V8 Swap

    A Geo Metro, the official car of 50 mpg, with a 5.3-litre LS V8 mounted behind the seats, rear-wheel drive and flared arches. It's street-legal, apparently.

    Bid
    $8,000
    Ends
    View listing on Cars & Bids ↗
  2. PCARMARKET Ended

    11k-Mile 1996 Renault Sport Spider

    Renault built a roofless aluminium-chassis roadster and, on early cars, didn't bother with a windscreen. You got an air deflector and were trusted to bring a helmet.

    Bid
    $22,500
    Ends
    View listing on PCARMARKET ↗
  3. Bring a Trailer Ended

    Jolly-Style 1988 Renault 4

    A Colombian-market Renault 4 rebuilt as a beach car, with a striped surrey top, no proper doors and wicker seats. Wicker. In a car.

    Bid
    $5,000
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  4. Bring a Trailer No reserve Ended

    1996 Isuzu Elf Camper

    A Japanese cab-over work truck turned tiny motorhome, with an overhead bed, a cooktop and a wet bath with a toilet squeezed in behind a 2.8-litre diesel.

    Bid
    $12,500
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  5. Collecting Cars Ends soon

    2000 Nissan President Sovereign

    Nissan's Japan-only executive limo in four-seat VIP spec: rear massage seats, an ottoman footrest, a rear fridge and a rear air purifier. The owner's seat is the back seat.

    Bid
    A$7,000
    Ends
    View listing on Collecting Cars ↗
  6. Bring a Trailer No reserve Ends soon

    1999 Daihatsu Midget II Cargo

    A pink 659cc kei truck so small it makes a Suzuki Carry look like a semi. It revives the name of Daihatsu's 1950s three-wheeler and keeps the attitude.

    Bid
    $3,950
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  7. Bring a Trailer

    1962 Amphicar Model 770

    A German convertible that drives straight into a lake and keeps going on twin propellers. The front wheels are the rudders, which is exactly as reassuring as it sounds.

    Bid
    $65,000
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  8. Bring a Trailer No reserve

    1998 Suzuki Carry Dump Truck 4WD 5-Speed

    A tipper truck with a 657cc three-cylinder. It's a full-size dump truck shrunk to the footprint of a garden shed, with four-wheel drive.

    Bid
    $4,544
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  9. Cars & Bids No reserve

    2000 Honda Vamos Turbo

    A Japanese kei van with a turbo three-cylinder and all-wheel drive. It's a shoebox with a hairdryer bolted on, and it's somehow very charming.

    Bid
    $2,322
    Ends
    View listing on Cars & Bids ↗
  10. Bring a Trailer No reserve

    1982 Honda Motocompo

    Not technically a car. It's a 49cc scooter whose handlebars and seat fold flat so it fits in the boot of a Honda City, which makes it a car accessory with its own engine.

    Bid
    $3,450
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗
  11. Bring a Trailer

    1961 Robur Garant 30K 4x4 Fire Truck

    An air-cooled East German 4x4 fire engine that served the town of Doberlug, then retired to a firefighting museum. It's an air-cooled fire truck, which is a bit funny when you think about it.

    Bid
    No bid shown
    Ends
    View listing on Bring a Trailer ↗

Bids were current when checked (Mon, Nov 2, 1:20 PM CT) and will have moved since. Times are US Central. Permalink for this week →

Rank the Weird · week of November 2, 2026

Which of this week's auction cars is the weirdest?

One vote each. We count them by hand and announce the winner in next week's Auction Watch and in the Recalculating email. No live tallies, because we'd only be making them up.

Pick the weirdest car